I recently came across this ad for a freelance writing job:
Psychic looking for ghost writer …
I didn’t apply. I’m not so desperate to be hired that I’ll get myself dead for it
…
This one is (c) Ann Isik 2013:
Here’s a tip for shallow women –
for absolutely free, instant beauty, find a bus queue and stand next to someone older, shorter and fatter than you.
(Same applies to men, just stick ‘balder’ in somewhere).
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Artist: Painter/Printmaker
To knit, knit, knit
Being with and portraying trees and the natural world in my creative capacity as an artist seeing the beauty in nature
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Exploring and Encountering the Divine Creator in the Creation
"In times of change, learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists" Eric Hoffner
Bits of writing that may someday be a story
My creative journey through nostalgia for the 80s and the natural world
Textile Design in a midlife reset- the rising of Botanical Being
experiments with paper, cloth, earth and plant dyes
Textile art from the Heart of Nature
A blog by Catharine Ellis
craft, diy, natural dyeing
living an imperfectly sustainable life
Artist: Painter/Printmaker
To knit, knit, knit
Being with and portraying trees and the natural world in my creative capacity as an artist seeing the beauty in nature
L'essenziale è invisibile e agli occhi e al cuore. Beccarlo è pura questione di culo
A Modern Mystery School
Santa Fe Literary Scene, Poetry, Land Art, New Mexico
Funny and yup, I’m smiling. 🙂
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Thank you for smiling!
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This gave me a laugh.
Well written!
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Happy to have brought a smile!
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This made me smile! Terrific.
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I feel very powerful at this moment in time!
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as you should!
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