I recently came across this ad for a freelance writing job:
Psychic looking for ghost writer …
I didn’t apply. I’m not so desperate to be hired that I’ll get myself dead for it
…
This one is (c) Ann Isik 2013:
Here’s a tip for shallow women –
for absolutely free, instant beauty, find a bus queue and stand next to someone older, shorter and fatter than you.
(Same applies to men, just stick ‘balder’ in somewhere).
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inSpirations and inSights on my pebbled garden path...
The blogging challenge keep you motivated and start the new year on the "write" track!
Just another WordPress.com weblog
The pagan path. The Old Ways In New Times
Truth, Myth & Everything Between is in the Story
Reflections of a country vicar who is interested in art, spirituality and mental health
Even in the Smallest World, Great Beauty Can Be Found
A year long experiment in what happens when a matriarch, three ministers, three dogs and a flerken try to live together.
handdyed handmade
Exploring and Encountering the Divine Creator in the Creation
When nothing is certain anything is possible
Bits of writing that may someday be a story
My creative journey through nostalgia for the 80s and the natural world
Textile Design in a midlife reset- the rising of Botanical Being
experiments with paper, cloth, earth and plant dyes
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A blog by Catharine Ellis
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Funny and yup, I’m smiling. 🙂
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Thank you for smiling!
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This gave me a laugh.
Well written!
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Happy to have brought a smile!
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This made me smile! Terrific.
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I feel very powerful at this moment in time!
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as you should!
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