I recently came across this ad for a freelance writing job:
Psychic looking for ghost writer …
I didn’t apply. I’m not so desperate to be hired that I’ll get myself dead for it
…
This one is (c) Ann Isik 2013:
Here’s a tip for shallow women –
for absolutely free, instant beauty, find a bus queue and stand next to someone older, shorter and fatter than you.
(Same applies to men, just stick ‘balder’ in somewhere).
Funny and yup, I’m smiling. 🙂
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Thank you for smiling!
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This gave me a laugh.
Well written!
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Happy to have brought a smile!
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This made me smile! Terrific.
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I feel very powerful at this moment in time!
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as you should!
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